There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize