keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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