Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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