I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The adults are the big ones right?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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