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ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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