you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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