it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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