Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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