yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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