Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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