I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My nipple is on Facebook.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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