If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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