Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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