talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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