508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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