I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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