he wants to bone in the snuggie
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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