i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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