he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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