Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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