Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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