How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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