i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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