Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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