I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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