You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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