Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?