glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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