I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.