After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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