party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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