people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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