make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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