youre lurking in front of me
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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