we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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