Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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