margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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