Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.