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• (212): View more from New York

  Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table

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  whatd she say to you?

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  no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.

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  DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker

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• (347): View more from New York

  She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason

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