this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
did i just pee glitter
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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