Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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