Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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