so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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