So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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