Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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