It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I take back everything I said about communal showers
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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