I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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