a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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