I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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