stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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