ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
try to milk me bitch
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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