it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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