JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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